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Dingus’ picks for best HTS codes of 2026

  1. 01

    8901.10.00.00

    Cruise Ships. 0% duty rate. We reclassify all high MFNs as cruise ships. Boom. Millions of dollars saved.

  2. 02

    7201.50.30.00

    Pig Iron. What a silly name.

  3. 03

    9503.00.00.90

    Tricycles, other. For those on tricycles after the age of 12.

  4. 04

    9508.10.00.00

    Traveling circuses. There should probably be a duty for importing a traveling circus.

  5. 05

    0106.41.00.00

    Live bees. I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman, but it just wasn’t enough...

Opaque, confusing pricing

1 system credit =
 ∮Γ ∞∑k=1 λk ξk Φ(ρ,φ,ζ)Γ(k+½) √(2πσ2) · e−iπθ(τ) dτ  +  ∇2Ψμν ⊗ ε0
where  Ψμν = ∂2ℒ∂ξμ ∂ην  −  ℵ0∫0 κ(ω) ln|ζ − ω| dω  +  α β γ δΩψ · ħ

Simple, usage-based billing

fig. 2 — credit consumption manifold (simplified)

Every year,

$0

in duty goes unclaimed.

We got that number by asking ChatGPT.

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    Connect your data.

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